An idea for Facebook…

 

Credit goes to Laughing Squid

The hardest thing I’ve ever had to explain to my mother is that “a facebook friend is not, in any way, the equivalent of a real friend.” Facebook, however, doesn’t seem to see this, and all my friends are treated as equal. What I think Facebook needs is a system of “friend ranking,” which may sound cruel, at first, but given the amount of information people pour into Facebook, could be executed in a very efficient manner.

 

Facebook could analyze things like how much time I spend chatting with people, amount of emails and wall posts we exchange, what music, television, movies, and books we share, how many pictures we appear in together, if we are in a relationship, if we were in a relationship, and I could go on.

So let’s take my friend Leith. Leith and I are very good friends, indeed. We have very similar taste in music and movies, enjoy the same pastimes, we both adore Lewis Black, and in real life, hang out with more or less the same people (Mutural friends…there’s another statistic). So let’s say Leith and I are 96% friends (since we have to assign some kind of number to it). On the other hand, there are people like…what’s her name…Carly. Carly and I met at a debate tournament. I didn’t talk to her very much while there, and we don’t interact at all through Facebook. We have different political views, ideas about religions, but we both live in Georgia, compete in Original Oratory, and are amused by Brittish accents. So let’s say Carly and I are…5% friends.

With this sort of statistic, Facebook could make smarter decisions about who appears first in lists of people to send various requests, who appears in my news feed more often, who appears first in my list of online friends, who I might want to invite to various events, etc.

I understand there are things in my life that Facebook doesn’t know about, thank [some higher being]. Leith and I hang out at least once a week, but we don’t typically take pictures together. We also prefer to use AIM to chat, and I don’t want Facebook watching my AIM, my cell phone or, come to think of it, even my Facebook chats. This could quite possibly introduce many a privacy issue for lots of people. And there are just people in my life I spend more time with than I make contact with on Facebook. Murphy is a very good friend of mine, but she very rarely seems to use Facebook. It comes back to Facebook not being equal with reality. I think, however, that Facebook treating all my friends as equal, especially when I’ve got around 400 of them, becomes cumbersome and sometimes frustrating. I’ll be honest with you: there are some people I’m friends with on Facebook I just don’t care about. There. I said it.

Photo Credit to Laughing Squid.

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My quest…

Before the end of 2009, I will have found the best hot wings in Atlanta. Here’s my thinking. I realize that buffalo wings were, in fact, invented in Buffalo, New York. And I’ve been to the anchor bar, but I’ll be honest with you. I didn’t think their wings were fucking amazing. They were really good, sure. But not fucking amazing. I went to the anchor bar about 2 and a half years ago, and I haven’t really had many wings since then. Then, about a month ago, I started having wings cravings, so my friend and I went to Publix, out of desperation, and got some chicken. It was mediocre, go figure. Last night, after the tournament, another friend of mine decided he was hungry, so after 15 minutes of driving around midtown like madmen, we went to Zesto’s drive-in, as per a third friend’s recommendation, and those wings were REALLY GOOD!!!!

If you’re ready to introduce a fourth friend to the story, well, one messaged me that Zesto’s certainly didn’t have the best wings in Atlanta, that I should go to “some place in downtown,” whose name he couldn’t remember. Thanks. Anyway, now my goal by the end of 2009 (I could probably accomplish it earlier, but I’d like to give my intestines a break from time to time) is that, if someone asks me, “Where’s a good place for wings,” that I will be able to give them a completely doubtless answer. And don’t worry, I’ll report back along the way.

These arent any wings I ate. But Id like them.

These aren't any wings I ate. But I'd like them.

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2nd Ave Deli: It’s a New York Deli, What Do You Expect?

Apparently, not many people have had corned beef, which to some extent surprises me. My stepmother, a 34 year old woman, had never had one until she met my father a few years back. Perhaps I’m one of the few and privelaged who spends a good deal of time in New York, but to some extent it just seems wrong. Then again, it’s very hard to find a good corned beef sandwich outside of New York. We, as metro-Atlantans, are lucky enough to be blessed with the New York Corned Beef Society of Atlanta, but I sadly admit I’ve only attended one of their meetings, and I’m fairly certain no one I know (other than my dad, whom I went with) has, either. So perhaps I’ll be enlightening the Atlanta masses, and preaching to the New York choir.

2nd Avenue Deli isn’t actually on 2nd Avenue. It used to be, but the owner was shot, and it moved to 33rd Street. I guess they wanted to keep the association with the original, and people say it’s just as good as it used to be. The shooting, that occured back in 1996, is still unsolved, perhaps why they can’t reinhabit the original 2nd Avenue location.

The faux-hebrew awning

The faux-hebrew awning

 

 

If you’ve ever eaten at Katz’s Deli or Carnegie Deli, you know (more or less) what to expect. Unlike Carnegie, the walls aren’t smothered with autographs of anybody who’s anybody and ate at the famed establishment. We went at four in the afternoon, mostly to avoid the crowds. The crowds at Katz’s are large, but not unbearibly so; the wait time at Carnegie is anywhere from 10 minutes at best, or up to 2 hours if you catch them at the right time.

We started off the meal, in typical New York Deli fashion, with a plate of pickles and a bowl of cole slaw. Everyone said the slaw was amazing, but I’m not into slaw myself. The pickles were good, and I believe they make them from scratch (or rather, from cucumbers). The majority of us ordered Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry sodas, which are nice; not unique, but accompany the sandwiches well. Everyone except my brother, who’s a vegitarian, ordered sandwiches. He ordered a latke and a spinach-potato knish. I got the classic, a corned beef sandwich, as did my stepmother.  My dad asked for a pastrami reuben, which he was given, but without cheese. The sign outside says, “Kosher,” and I guess they mean it.

The sandwiches are smaller than at Carnegie, which I’m OK with. If you’ve ever seen a Carnegie Deli Corned Beef, you’ll know it’s just too much. My sandwich filled me perfectly, without appetizer or dessert, though it’s all I’ve had today other than a bagel. They also offer “lean” sandwiches, though since I don’t live in New York, I say that’s pointless. If you’re only going to have a corned beef sandwich once a year, you may as well go all the way. The sandwich was delicious. Perhaps I overuse that word (but I’m a food blogger; maybe I should visit more mediocre restaurants), but I’m just not sure how else to describe it. It’s salty, but not to a fault. The meat is greasy, the bread is…rye (good rye; I’m unsure as to whether or not they make it. If I had to venture a guess, I’d say no). You won’t find any veggies or potato chips on the side. If you wanted, I’m sure you could have them, but they’re really unnecessary, especially considering the afforementioned pickles and slaw they place on every table.

Bonus: click image for after shot.

Bonus: click image for "after" shot.

 

 

I have a hard time imagining the ratio of corned beef sandwiches ordered versus everything else on the menu. It looked good, and maybe if it wasn’t in New York (or if I lived here, was going for brunch, or had already eaten a sandwich on a recent visit) I’d get something else. It all looks good, though I’m a purist, and I stick to the original. On that note, my dad pestered me for about 5 minutes about why I didn’t spread the deli mustard on it. I tried to tell him that I just didn’t like mustard, but he didn’t seem to comprehend. It was as if he equated it to going to school without pants on, or trying to write with an unsharpened pencil. I’m sorry if I offend anyone, but I’m not a fan of most sauces or spreads, with the exceptions of salt, sugar, mayo, and mint chutney. I think they take away from the original dish (“No! [The mustard] compliments it!”). You wouldn’t spread ketchup on a steak, why ruin a perfectly good sandwich with mustard?

 

Our after-dinner surprise

Our after-dinner surprise

It was my dad’s birthday, and while we tried to sing a song to comemmorate the occasion hushedly, I think they must’ve heard us. Our meal was finished off with a complimentary round of New York egg creams, and I’m sure they don’t do that for every party of 6 who walks in there.  I’ve never actually had an egg cream before tonight, though I could tell you that there isn’t actually any egg in there, it’s a mixture of milk, chocolate syrup, and seltzer. They were good, and what I had always imagined them to be.

 

I would definitely go back to Second Avenue Deli. It’s convenient (to my grandparents’ apartment), it’s delicious, and it doesn’t try to be anything that it isn’t. 2nd Ave serves up a rock-solid (not texturally speaking, of course) corned beef, and that’s enough to satisfy me.

 

 

The satsfied birthday boy. Happy B-Day, Dad!

The satsfied birthday boy. Happy B-Day, Dad!

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Molyvos: Greek Food in Time Square, NYC

If you get restaurant reservations in Time Square on New Year’s Eve, the police officers will let you in. They’ll also do it if you’ve got hotel reservations, but those tend to be more expensive, they don’t come with food, and I don’t write hotel reviews, so let’s move on.

My grandparents have been going to Molyvos for the past 2 New Years’ Eves, and perhaps they’ve caught on. Our reservation was at 8:30, and We were helped pretty promptly. We wanted to draw out the dinner as long as possible, and had everything taken this long on any other night of the year, this review would’ve been scathing. But, it was nice. We were expecting to be bothered and asked to leave by 10 at the latest, leaving us to freeze our genetals off in time square for 2-3 more hours, depending on traffic and freezingness. We werren’t pressured at all, though. I’d say we stayed in the restaurant until 11:15,  which leads me to believe they get a lot of people who do this. Onto the food!

 

My delicious and nicely textured lentil soup

My delicious and nicely textured lentil soup

I started with the lentil soup, which I thought was amazing. It wasn’t quite what I had expected, though come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I had Greek lentil soup. I’ve had Indian lentil soup out the wazzoo, but not Greek. It certainly did not disappoint. It had a thin but flavourful broth, but was filled with carrots, celery, onions, and (go figure) lentils. Each bite was different; contained a different variety of vegetables, and was thick and hearty without being overly filling.

The next course was, for me, a roast chicken. Pardon me, I’d normally order something much more interesting, but I had a personal vendetta in ordering the chicken. Perhaps  ”vendetta” is too strong a word, but I noticed that it was accompanied by some roast potatoes, and-if you go to Grady High School or live in Midtown Atlanta, you’ll know what I’m talking about-there’s a good, but not great, Greek restaurant, with the most addicting roast potatoes, oh my God. I’m seriously convinced they lace their taters with some sort of addictive ingredient, but whatever they put in there, it’s working. These potatoes, they’re so simple, pan fried with some herbs, salt, vinegar, and lemon juice, but Grady-goers just can’t get enough, myself included. In recent times, though, I’ve grown tired of these potatoes, and wanted to see them blown out of the water by some that cost four times as much, and are served where I consider to be the cullinary capital of the United States. And my expectations were greeted, met, and exceeded.

My entirely filling entree of roast chicken with potatoes. Well seasoned and perfectly cooked, but too much food!

My entirely filling entree of roast chicken with potatoes. Well seasoned and perfectly cooked, but too much food!

The chicken was great. Not amazing, but great. It was extremely filling, and I admit that I wasn’t able to finish my entire entree, something fairly rare for me. The chicken was seasoned with a very nice greek sauce, which didn’t blow my mind, but tasted nice. It was a blend of calm (but not bland) flavours, amongst which were rosemary, tomatoes, onions, and lemon. Traditional Greek flavoring. And the potatoes. Ohhhhh, the potatoes. I almost feel guilty going back to Mediterranean Grill after those. They were cooked perfectly, crispy outside, soft and almost fluffy inside, cooked up with salt, pepper, rosemary, and…is that some garlic I detect? Why yes, yes it is. Med’ Grill’s standing wasn’t helped any by the fact that the sauce used to cook the chicken spilled over onto the potatoes, making them a great deal more flavourful and generally delicious then anything I could hope to pick up after school. The chicken was cooked to near-perfection, but as I mentioned, was quite filling. Normally, I’d take it home and extend my meal into lunch the next day, but you don’t wander around for an hour and a half in 15°F weather clutching some Greek chicken and potatoes, no matter how delicious they are.

 

 

Chocolate Baklava; Molyvos New Years Eve special

Chocolate Baklava; Molyvos New Year's Eve special

I put off finishing the chicken for another reason, dessert, and I in no way regret my decision.  Their New Year’s Eve dessert special (they had an entire special menu, but we decided to order off the regular one) was a chocolate baklava. Baklava, for those who have yet to be enlightened, is a delicious Greek pastry made of filo dough, honey, and nuts. Chocolate blended unsurprisingly well into this mix. I was concerned about how well it would meld with the honey, but was quite satisfied in the result. It was round, and stood upright; not typical Baklava form, but it really helped to round out an amazing New Year’s Eve on a not-so-amazing year.

Concise review: Molyvos (I’m fairly certain there’s no apostrophe) is a delicious,  original Greek restaurant. You won’t find any Shish Kebab, gyros, or (perhaps I glanced over them) grape leaves on the menu. What you’ll find are nicely prepared, well seasoned, Greek dishes you wouldn’t necessarily find at your run-of-the-mill pita stand. I give the restaurant 4/5 stars. The food was delicious, and while the entree was too filling for me-and come to think of it, no one at my table finished their entree-I can’t say anything negative about the flavours or the service. Of course, had it taken this long on any other night, I’d never head back. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt, since it’s my first visit, and assume they’re used to the New Year’s Eve crowd, and know that they won’t be out any time soon.

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Some more homepage design changes…

If you head to my home page, you’ll notice some subtle design changes. My friend/weak-sauce designer James McCracken fueled my inspiration, and I’ve used a new pattern from dinpattern, since I never really liked the old one anyway. That’s all for now folks, and as I’ve mentioned, I leave for New York on the 30th, so stay tuned from some NYC-inspired posts.

-Jake

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That was a nightmare….

It wouldn’t mean much to you, as a (very, very lovely) reader, but I just upgraded to WordPress 2.7, and it makes me very happy indeed. It took about 6 hours, from download to dashboard, but it’s up now, and I’m celebrating by switching out the theme to an older one that’s coded better. I’ll write a bunch when I visit New York in a couple days now, so look forward to some travel/food-related posts. Happy holidays, and have a lovely new years!

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Ben Folds: Way to Normal

This Music review was published in Grady High School’s magazine, Nexus. Let me make this clear, I don’t usually listen to Ben Folds.

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I can see this in every YouTube video in not that long…

Ok, admittedly, it’s a really cool technology which, after analyzing a video in many different ways, all of which too complicated for me to understand, let you move shit around in a video. Think of it as…Adobe AfterEffects Express. Read More »

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Gee, thanks!

Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday. Because the white man took over this land from the Indians…erm, Native Americans, we take one day out of our year to gorge upon chicken and to think about just what, exactly, we’re thankful. I’ve taken the time to compile a brief list of just what I, Jake (for the win!) am thankful for. Read More »

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It’s my Oratoty

If you’re a debater, and know well of Original Oratory and what it encompasses, feel free to comment and critique. Or…just appreciate it as a well-written essay. Whatever floats your boat. Read More »

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